max 300

a song in the konami game “dance dance revolution” with a satanic overload of arrows filling up the screen as they scroll at a breakneck 300 bpm. it appears that people’s feet blur as they attempt this level. there is a blinking warning label attached to the song, as most people attempting it die of exhaustion or trauma to their shins.
“john lost both his legs”
“from jumping off a bridge?”
“no, from playing max300”
10 more definitions
a purportedly 300 bpm song by omega (an alias for konami composer naoki maeda). it appears in the following dance dance revolution mixes: ddrmax, ddrmax 2, and ddr extreme. in ddrmax, it was the “extra stage” for players who got a aa grade on their last song on heavy difficulty.

some players consider the song’s single heavy (10′) stepchart unnecessarily hard, though it involves little technical skill (no crossovers or spins and few significant freezes or toe-taps) but merely the ability to run in place at 10 hz. still, the light (6′) and standard (8′) steps can still prove fun.
just because you can’t beat max 300 on heavy doesn’t mean you’re a bad person.
a song from konami’s dance dance revolution series only available on 6th mix and up. it features unbelievable requirements of speed, stamina, and coordination to merely p-ss with a grade of d. it’s voltage and stream are (literally) off the charts. and the feeling that the song gives you can be summed up with the main theme of the background, painful spiked metal b-lls, as if they’re digging into your ankles and legs.
“jeff……….why are you so happy?”
“i p-ssed max 300”
“……..wtf?!? how?!??!?!?!!!????”
first 10 foot song ever released in the history of ddr. origonaly released on 6th mix (ddr max). max300 requires large amounts of stamina and insane amounts of speed.
josh threw up after playing max 300
a song in ddr that only someone with super-speed or a bitter suicidal ex with a deathwish would want to play.
i hate my life! i’ll play max 300 a die.

or

hi my name is flash.
insanely hard ddr song (from 6th mix-max- to extreme) thats 300 bpm and mostly 8th notes
yasu’s aaa’d this 300+ times
somtimes without bar raping
most of them are on reverse
a few are on 1.5x
(yes i said aaa, not aa or a, but aaa. that’s 3 as, thusly a triple a. however any grade below aa is pretty good, unless your name is yasu or take)
a ddr song going at a freakishly high 300bpm!
‘i p-ssed max 300’
‘wtf!!??’