max cullen
the best person you will ever meet, he is always there for you if you need it and would run to your house in the middle of the night to make you feel better. he’s funny, kind and extremely gentle, he will either be your best friend or boyfriend. if you meet him don’t let him go, he will be the best thing that ever happened to you! he’s truly amazing and wants to learn new sports, like basketball and rugby, he’s great at rowing.
max cullen is the best person you will ever meet!
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