max macek
this urban legend is a pole vaulting master, who is rumored to be living in the bas-m-nt of j.d. jump. when mr. jump was confronted about this rumor, he told the police that it was a false accusation and that they should “skadadle”. max also had a special relationship to key randolph, his former coach for pole vaulting. max’s killer curves were able to seduce his fellow queers and lead him to being the greatest pole vaulter in history. though max has not been seen in years, his life is still appreciated by the st. christopher’s community as a valiant stallion who was also a cutie patootie. long live max!
this girl on my street is so godd-mn thick, i thought it was max macek!
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