Max Payne

constipated man that can dodge bullets
“a fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. prepare for a new breed of deep action game. prepare for pain…”

it started three years ago; max came home after a long day at work. no one answered when he came in the door of his home. upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called valkyr. he swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. he joined the dea as an undercover cop, infiltrating the mafia and the underground world of new york. but he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, alex. wanted by the cops and with no other options available, payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through new york, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true ident-ty of those responsible for the induced h-ll that is valkyr.
max payne is a fugitive undercover cop with nothing to lose.
a computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped -ss doing a drug bust over his dead family. max payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov c-cktails and sh-t loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

in my opinion, pretty f-cking cool.
look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
bad -ss pc game character who can dodge bullets.
hes giving em max payne
a person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov c-cktails, and getting shot at close range with berettas, mac-11s, shotguns, and mp5s.
max payne dove out of the skyscr-per, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. they live off of painkillers like it is crack!
did u see what that max payne just did. he killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!
to dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.
whoa, neo just pulled a max payne!