max thompson
a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as m-ssive!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his p-n-s, last recorded at 17 inches!!
“well it’s not exactly a ‘max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as m-ssive!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his p-n-s, last recorded at 17 inches!!
“well it’s not exactly a ‘max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
a complete f-ggot who has one m-ssive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. he likes to insult people by calling them ‘specky c-nts’ or telling them there maths percentages. this is because he is a swotting b-st-rd, and he cant speak properly. his house is gettin wrecked soon
“that max bloke has one mother f-cker of an ear”
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