Max Wood
a term used when someone having a m-ssive erection looking as if its about to burst out of their pants. origin of this word lies in “chey-town” of north las vegas, first seen on a morbidly obese junior of 2009. ever since then, people refer having a huge hard on as a “max wood.”
ew, dude! that kid is totally having a major max wood!
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