maxaphone
the act of taking a sh-t in a toilet, looking at the reflection of the sh-t, and then sucking up or forcing the sh-t back inside yourelf for business or pleasure.
(the relflection of the sh-t evokes the emotion to force it back into yourself, this is key)
kip: i can’t believe you have never maxaphoned. hey bobby do you maxaphone?
bobby: ya i did twice today. kelby what about you?
kelby: ya man i’ve done it twice since we’ve been here. what about you colin? wait where’s colin?
kip: he’s maxaphoning.
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