maximilian

the ultimate
you are a kew mother f-cker but i am maximilian. or i am the maxmilian of s-x machines.
p-ssionate and romantic. not only is he a man that is honest and trustworthy but he has the power to make any girl fall in love with him just by using his words. he is physically beautiful and loves to play sports. amazing in bed and great at holding conversations.he will never play with your feelings but he will sure let you know if he thinks you are playing with his. he speaks his mind and is very independent. loves to eat and is a great person to ventilate your deep thoughts too. model attributes and can make even the hard to get girls chase him. amazing kisser and even a better lover. once you meet a maximilian you will be scarred forever by how perfect he can be,so take risks and don’t be afraid of falling for his amazing charm.
“wow! he is perfect,reminds me of maximilian.”
“you kiss just like a maximilian, leave me breathless everytime.”
“do you work at calvin klein,cause you look like maximilian”.
the most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for sid the sloth) no one will make you feel more amazing than a maximilian will. he knows the way to a girl’s heart. he can put a smile on any girls face. but he puts a smile on chesle’s face the most. this man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. he knows his limits and how to make chesles feel great. he loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. he can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.
girl 1: oh she is soooo lucky to have a maximilian.
girl 2: i know right! i’m so jealous.
g-ds source of all power, genius, s-xy mother f-cker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world
the biggest most bad -ss mother f-cker of all time. all hot ladies ache for him in bed. after a maximilian finishes doing a girl, they change forever.

all ladies love him, and all men want to be him. gays run in terror for maximilian beats the sh-t out of them.

maximilian can also describe anyone who parties hard and gets what they want
“that dude is so maximilian”
“last night, i made love with a maximlian!”
“no way!”
maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren’t good enough. all maximilian’s tend to be -ssholes who think they’re better than others when in fact they aren’t.

once you do fall in love with a maximilian it is hopeless.

the problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.

your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. he will turn you into something you aren’t.

he might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is s-x.

women do not need maximilian’s in their lifes.

the crucial point is; if you do have a maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. he will crush your heart into a million little pieces.

this word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
girl 1: “omg, i met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. i think i am in love. he said the nicest things to me. his name is maximilian.”

girl 2: “keep away from him. he’s a maximilian. he doesn’t mean what he sais to you and will break your heart.”

girl 1: “omg, i met this guy a few weeks ago. he is so charming and loving. he has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.

girl 2: “good for you but be careful. he might be a maximilian.”