Maximillian
the apex of ultimate, one step better than “maximilian”. a unique form of the name “maximilian”, with 2 l’s. amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.
my name is maximillian, that’s all you really need to know.
oh that guy? he’s maximillian……… yeah i know, he’s a s-xy mother f-cker.
very cool guy, often known for being a good musician, extremely good in bed, very sweet, sensitive, caring and s-xy.
often found doing very strange things but liked amongst everyone.
also a very very good kisser.
grace: hey i banged maximillian on the weekend
girl: oh my god you’re so lucky!!!!!!!!
grace: yeah, he was amazing.
the most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. he beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their “flaws”
1: “what is that beautiful music?”
2: “its maximillian beat-boxing better off alone by alice deejay!!”
he’s way to cool for school and he knows it. he is without doubt the s-xiest mother f-cker in the room right now. he has the ability to be doing absolutely nothing, and still look so d-mn good. he doesnt even need to tell you about how huge his p-n-s is because everyone already knows it. he’s a natural leader in bed. is a serious bad -ss who always fights above his weight cl-ss. is never seen with anyone under 18, even though he may not be 18. he is wanted in 3 countries by the authorities. he is wanted in 172 countries by most women. he attends all of the parties going on. all of them. he’s one hot piece of -ss that all of the girls want to get at. he’s on a first name basis with all the ladies, all the time. it’s said that he is in fact too hot for tv. if your not hanging out with max nielsen right now..then f-ck you.
ex. hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
that would be because his name is maximillian and yours is not..
a very expensive gigolo.
my wife is having her bachlorette party this weekend, and judging by the bill, she hired a maximillian.
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