Maximum Intensity Helicopter
the art of spinning your d-ck so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you’ll feel like you’ve accomplished somthing in your kinky life
the maximum intensity helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing i ever did, and i’m proud of it
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