maximum suckage
/max/./e/./mum/ /su/./kuj/ adj. 1. the worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can’t possibly get any worse.
maximum suckage is when you just lost your job to the pakistani guy whom you tutored in english, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you’re being audited by the irs. it rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the faa calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. you die and g-d himself tells you you’re going to h-ll and when you get to h-ll…satan snubs you.
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