maximum tumescence in repose


as close to erect as a p-n-s can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. the state of full hanging engorgement.
the optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal playgirl photo shoot.
deceiving because one -ssumes that if it’s still hanging down it’s gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that’s all there is.
cinema appreciator 1: “you saw the end of boogie nights, little marky mark is hung like a bull moose!”
cinema appreciator 2: “the h-ll he is! that was maximum tumescence in repose.”

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