Maximus Braticus
a high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. he gets away with everything because he is so freakin’ cute.
maximus braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the bas-m-nt carpet! aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!
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