Maxx’s Law
maxx’s law is g-dwin’s law only with b–bs. whenever a thread about something completely unrelated to b–bs turns into a discussion about b–bs, the thread has lost all usefulness and must end.
user1: what the guy wearing his seatbelt?
user2: my friend says that seatbelts hurt her b–bs.
user3: dude! how big are her b–bs??
user1: maxx’s law! this thread has lost all meaning!!!
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