may i please fart in your mouth
a simple question
girlfriend: may i please fart in your mouth.
dude: well i guess so, since it’s from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: it was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: whats a squirt? sh-t? im so sorry that i just sh-t in your eye.
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