may or may not have
an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by “but definitely did” to make the phrase twice as useless.
nerd: i may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
normal person: you’re annoying, shut up.
caitlin: i may or may not have met miley cyrus yesterday!
mike: what do you mean ‘may have’? did you or didn’t you?
caitlin: i did!
mike: well you could’ve just said so.
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