Mayan Dump
when you’re sitting on a toliet and you’re in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. you’re in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. to begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. as the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. hence, the mayan dump
clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
Read Also:
- McClure
–verb (used without object) 1. to get sh-thammered drunk with the intentions of causing a scene. often resulting in walking home on your own accord whilst mad for no legitimate reason from fresno’s tower district to northern fresno. 2. never graduating from college and moving to bakersfield, california. -noun (initial capital letter) 1. mcclure is […]
- Amathophobia
this is an uncommon fear of dust. person 1: ahh! there’s dust floating in the air!!! person 2: oh, get over it. i’m sick of your amathophobia.
- Amazin' Asian Discrimination
when there are lots of white and black representation and no asian representation, that’s amazin’ asian discrimination. what about the part of the population that gets straight as, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? asians are amazin’, and are often discriminated against. that’s what we call amazin’ asian discrimination. asian 1:”i didn’t get into that modeling […]
- nerdabe
a computer user who suddenly thinks they have become a nerd because they have seen hackers; a computer tech who is in the employ of compusa. “brian, when is that nerdabe going to finish with your windows reload?” “man, paul is such a nerdabe. he uses that external floppy because the dude at compusa told […]
- nerd accent
noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pr-nounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak. “this girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. she totally has a nerd accent.