Maybach

a grand old car company initial founded by wilhelm maybach in 1920 (maybach himself was one of the founding engineers of diamler benz). the original company produced ultira luzury sedans in germany until it went bankrupt in 1937, at which point it began building airplane engines for the n-z- war machine. the maybach name has recently been reincarnated by mercedes benz as the brand name for its new ultra luxury brand, which currently markets two super luxury sedans, the 57 and 62, each basing at $300k and $350k respectively.
everyone thinks maybachs are new, but they aren’t.

that maybach costs more than my house.

interior view of the maybach 62.

the maybach 57, left, and 62.

the maybach 62
the sweetest car made in the world. 550 horsepower, 3 televisions, ps2 hookups, first-cl-ss airplane seats in the rear, nav system, and panoramic gl-ss sunroofs. msrp: $350,000. comes in a 57 and 62 trim. named because of their lengths, 5.7 m and 6.2 m.
donald trump owns a maybach 62.
contrary to the uncultured pr-nunciation (“may-back”) laid forth by such rappers as jay-z and rick ross (cf. “maybach music” produced by j.u.s.t.i.c.e. league for commercial distribution under the alb-m trilla (2008)) and thus propagated among the general populace, is actually pr-nounced “my-bock.”
uneducated individual listening to rick ross: realist sh-t i ever wrote, chillin’ in my maybach. d-mn that rick ross be speedin’!
average individual who has actually read a car magazine: for your information, it’s actually pr-nounced “my-bock.” do yourself a favor and walk into the rusnak dealership in pasadena (on colorado blvd) and see how far you get with that horrendous attempt at pr-nunciation.

rick ross: yo son, i’m the boss, speedin’ in the fast lane in my maybach.
me: ok…i’m pretty sure my cl65 amg is much more navigable on the fast lane and would be more conducive to “speedin’.” by the way, i just watched “thisis50” and i see your maybach is leased. word of advice, a smart and financially secure individual actually buys his car, as opposed to putting $20,000 down and paying about $4000 a month for 3-5 years and getting nothing at the end.
a stretched mercedes-benz s-cl-ss, with a reclining sofa in the back.
rolls-royces are better the maybach’s because rolls-royces don’t hurt your eyes and don’t copy the s-cl-ss’s look
a recently 2003 introduced ultra-luxury car, built by daimlerchrysler and named after karl maybach, one of the founders of daimler. comes in two sizes, the 57 and the 62.
as used by jay-z in “excuse me miss again”: then hop ya -ss out that s-cl-ss
lay back in that maybach …
a type of mercedes usually driven by 50 cent or another g-unit member.
i’ll teach ya how to stunt
my wrists stay rocked up
my tvs pop up in a maybach benz