maybe attending
facebookeese for “there is no chance in h-ll that i would ever even consider coming to your event, but i do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so i will instead pretend that i might be there.”
notification: you’ve been invited to a gay orgy!
you: wow. i’m not gay and i would never go to an orgy. -clicks maybe attending-
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