Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet
the first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.
-kid falls off bike-
kid : “ouch! my shin!
you: “maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!”
-friend gets kicked in the b-lls-
friend: “i think you popped a nut!!”
you: “maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!”
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