mayfair
cheap cigarettes that come in a blue and silver pack of regular or superking. they are nasty harsh and taste like sh-t.
mayfair gets all its customers from chavs who cant afford anything else.
cheapo cigarettes that are rank as f-ck.
just like lambert and butler these are cheapo smackhead cigs.
is a most amazing person in the world. a person who is beyond beautiful both on the inside and the outside. a powerfully unique individual with a desire to make the world a better place to live. a person on a sacred mission with p-ssion, devotion and loyalty. you will find no other like this person in the entire world. behind his highly attractive face is a strength and love so strong, which inspires you. a mayfair is beyond human description. also has an the loveliest hair.
person 1: have you seen mayfair?
person 2: of course, he is unmissable. his tall frame and super awesome hair
person 1: i know right, lets please hugs him… i heard he gives great hugs
Read Also:
- Lamppost Homosexual
a h-m-s-xual person. this is used to describe a person who is heteros-xual for most of their life, but ‘openly’ h-m-s-xual towards the end. like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top. j – “did you hear? jack left his wife!” t – “oh really! after thirty years!?” j – […]
- Put Some Water on that Sh*t
means flush the toilet scenario friend is on the toilet taking a cr-p and it stinks tell him to”put some whater on that sh-t!” calm down; let it go if you see one of your friends about to get into an altercation that you know he/she shouldn’t become involved in, you would say, “man, put […]
- put the [pussy] in a [sarcophagus]
the female version of “d-ck in a box” -the lonely island ft. justin timberlake. used by kanye west in the song “monster”. just proving that women are always trying out do men. “have you ever had s-x with a pharoah, i put the p-ssy in a sarcophagus.” -kanye west
- blur the line
you have a significant other, and also have a strong friendship with someone else. the relationship has strict boundaries to remain as a friendship. however, instances occur, which could be perceived as more than “just friends” behavior. jane was dating dave. dave neglected jane. jane met john. john and jane became “friends” and proceeded to […]
- Doodire
a doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. a main way of defending against doodires is cheese. swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire. rather portly student:”look […]