Maynard

a t-tle or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.

originates from maynard james keenan of tool; but also from the conversion: of ‘man’ to ‘mayne’ to ‘maynard’

usually only used between close confidants.
as a greeting:
“whattup maynard?”

or simply,
“maynard!”

as a farewell:
“later maynard!”
the art of c-mming on a moose.
boy 1: hey man, what you been up to?
boy 2: not much, just went and did a maynard
boy 1: woah dude! nice one.
a term used in the compet-tive game, starcraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
a term to call a person rather than their name, similar to ‘man’ or ‘dude’. originates from the television show ‘the many loves of dobie gillis’ and is an ode to the character maynard g. krebs, the prototype hippie.
person 1: “hey, give me a hand here will ya?”
person 2: “f-ck off maynard.”
small town in central m-ssachusetts. has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. also the nexus of the universe.
maynard kid: “yeah, i’m from maynard.”
anyboy else: “ew, your from maynard??”
when a man has very greasy b-lls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name maynards.
when jim went to feel his b-lls he realized he had maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.
a socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
guy 1: why is that guy walking his cat?
guy 2: it’s a maynard.