maynardville
a city located 30 miles north of knoxville. if you blink you will miss it. the vast majority of the population are rednecks, hillbillies, racists, bigots, hypocrites and uneducated idiots. you will see people that do not believe in showers. people that do believe in should-be-condemned vehicles. they are the only people i have ever met that will run screaming and crying if they see someone of another race or creed. i hang my head in shame.
not a long description but one isn’t needed. this sums it up.
if you do not believe me then visit. you will laugh. you will cry. maybe even get sick.
maynardville is a sorry city.
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a nice small town 20 miles north of knoxville tn, a beautiful small town with goood whiskey if you know who to talk to, it only has 3 red lights and alot of people call the residents racist but hey we got a mexican resteraunt
man 1: what you doing tonight?
man 2: taking the ol lady to that new mexican place in maynardville
man 1: cool i heard its nice
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