Mayonnaise-boy
typically caucasian male – bland as f-ck . a boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. he seems nice enough at first, but as time p-sses he is truly unbearable. he is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. he uses the word “hashtag” in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. he’s not the worst guy in the world though, he’s the cream of the crop..if the crop was cr-p . he probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
“hey, are you and seanathan going on a second date?”
“oh god no. he spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .between that and his obsession with dubstep , he’s just too much of a mayonnaise-boy.”
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