Mayonnaise bull ride
when a man has s-x with a large woman from behind (either doggy or -n-l), and prior to climax he pulls out & -j-c-l-t-s on her back. then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
i did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. i only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
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