---

mayonnaise head

---

Read Also:

• Mexican Motorboat

  when one s-xual partner adds salt to their respective partner’s nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. the 1st s-xual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using […]

• Mexican Swimming Pool

  the very special s-x act of peeing in someone’s b-tt during -n-l s-x guy: so the other night i gave your sister the mexican swimming pool

• michael sanders

  b-tch -ss kid who’s ugly as a horses -ss and says horse sh-t to every word you say a horrible person and is a complete pervert and tries to sleep with your friends sister michael sanders is a b-tch -ss

• Microaggressions

  the tiniest of possible insults, not insulting enough to qualify as regular aggression. generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaggressions are intended to draw the attention of everyone in the vicinity, and particularly at university should be avoided at all cost. “this splinter is a microaggression to my finger.” “omg! are you going to be […]

• Moist mangler

  someone covered in b-tter who wrastles elderly people naked . your a wee moist mangler

---