mayonnaise sandwich


a food enjoyed in the ghettos of the dirty south while growing up. it is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!
the s-xual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his s-m-n between her b-tt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
that b-tch didn’t want me to c-m on her face, so i gave her a mayonnaise sandwich

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