Maypole


when a male over 6’6″ stands calm as a nun while 5+ lsc members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. to take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.
all the sl-ts did the maypole at the bar with jeff “mayday” last weekend.
the p-n-s (from the term for a pole erected during may day)
her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a p-rn-star would envy, until they first had s-x.

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