Mayson
a definite life liver. she makes the most of everything she does and looks good doing it. not only is this girl stunning, she has a personality to match. when people meet her they remember her forever because she is like no one they have ever met before. people have a hard time not starring at her because she is such a gem.
she knows how to handle situations right and is someone you want as a sister. most girls don’t like her because they are incredibly jeleous of her perfectness. however, boys love this girl because she really is one in a million.
the mayson entered the room
girl: “wow, who does that b-tch think she is?”
boy: “pinch me. my future wife has entered the room.”
a mayson is a guy that is so s-xually hot, he is known to be a chick magnet. however this means he is a player with the best looks ever known, and shows mayson’s likes girls a lot.
is that a mayson
girl: yes hes really hot
boy: d-mn i wish i could be a mayson
1. down syndrome
2. aids
3. a crunk -ss n-gg-
4. benny urine
5. rabies
the kid stepped on a dead squirrel and it squished under his shoe, and now he is all mayson.
the bunkest of bunk -ss gohan lookin wannabe fabio minus the muscles the booty and the cuties. still a fly fashionable fellow.
when p-diddy was still puffy he was a true mayson
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