Mazdaspeed 3
1. sports compact made by mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. owns 350zs, mustang gts, and ricers all day every day. not bad for a fwd car.
3. accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.
ricer: hey look at that guy’s mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.
ms3 driver: wanna race?
ricer: i’ll smoke your gay -ss piece of sh-t with my civic!!
–ricer loses by 10 cars–
ricer: i wasn’t hooking right.
ms3 driver: whatever. get a better car.
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