mazel tov, bitch
a sarcastic way of saying congratulations
i.e. getting one-upped by someone
me: hey guess what i got a new lg env touch phone
one-upper guy: yeah well i just bought the new google phone and it’s better than the iphone
me: mazel tov, b-tch.
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