MBIR
an acronym for my body is ready. something you say when you see someone who is overwhelmingly attractive and would like to partake in s-xual activities with them.
person 1: have you seen this picture of cristiano ronaldo? -shows picture-
person 2: my body is ready.
or when not appropriate to say “my body is ready” out loud, one would say “mbir.”
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