MBL
married but looking; abbreviation for phrase commonly used in ‘singles’ adds; indicates person is looking to ‘hook-up’ with no strings, no commitment
in a newspaper add:
mwm, mbl just for fun,…
(translate: married white male, married but looking)
moody b-st-rd local – term used to portray arrogant and antagonistic neighbours whose sole principle in life is to complain, criticize and grumble about anything and everything that goes on in the neighbourhood.
joey: why is bob, the nosey tw-t looking over at us for?
brian: probably nothing, he’s just a moody b-st-rd local (mbl)
much baller love. just another way of saying goodbye. (may contain some type of hidden queer message…) the exact origin of this word is still unknown. some say the word has derived from the great minnesota, where the baller’s go out and play. some say it was created by g-d, because he was finding his s-x life pretty boring, ever since he condemned h-m-s-xuality.
two g-ngb-ngstas having a conversation over a game of friday night g-ball:
jake: “yo, tony, you down to give head tomorrow?”
tony: “h-lls yeah. 10 ‘oclock my place?”
jake: “sounds good, yo. ‘ight, man. mbl”
tony: “mbl”
the two men left without taking notice to lil’ jimmy who was sitting on the bleachers at the time, that had overheard their intimate little rendezvous, and was planning on showing up at tony’s house to see what his big bro was doing every sat-rday night at 10 ‘oclock.
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