mbs
uncommon syndrome found in few white girls that makes their b-ttocks appear larger than life, yet somehow they manage to put dem jeans on.
my babe suffers from mbs but i really don’t mind lol
is an abbreviation meaning my bad styll
joe: bro you just drank the last beer.
earl: mbs
joe: ……
music bullsh-t, referring to mtv (music television) as what is really is: a hot, steaming pile of bullsh-t.
my sister always watches mbs, ignoring the fact that it’s plain bullsh-t.
mind blowing s-x. do you really need a further definition? either it is or it isn’t.
the only reason i keep him around is the mbs.
mbs stands for “my bad, sorry”.
sms/msn
“hey, why didn’t you tell me she had a crush on me???”
“d-mn i forgot; mbs.”
mouthy broad syndrome (mbs) affects people possessing two ‘x’ chromosomes. symptoms can include:
– not shutting the f-ck up.
– telling other people your private conversations or actions.
– flapping of the mouth with no meaningful things coming out.
treatment of mbs is usually as simple of administering one or two sharp blows to the person affected. if this does not work seek medical attention immediately.
my wife/girlfriend has been diagnosed with mbs. the back of my hand is getting really sore.
an honorary degree awarded to an individual with extensive experience or tenure in their chosen field or craft. this honor is most often, but not exclusively, bestowed upon politicians or used vehicle salespersons.
john smith, mbs
m-ssive build up of sperm. similar symptons to when a woman is experiencing pms.
rob hadn’t had s-x in soooo long he was suffering a severe case of mbs
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