McCracken


when being called mccracken, you are refereed as a s-xy mother f-cker. you may be 1337 in all aspects of wow and must worship him if you ever cross paths with him. he is the new lich king, do not be fooled by the ending cinematic, for icecrown citadel was merely a setback. mccracken is its own specie. it is a cross breed between a nightelf and a human commonly known as the nightman.
“oh my f’ing god it’s mccracken! here take all my virgin daughters because you are so awesome and you will kill me if i do not do your bidding”
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someone that sucks the life out of you.
the complainers at work are such mccrackens. if they suck any more life from me, i will be a deflated balloon.
an abnormally small p-n-s.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..
that pool was so cold it made my d-ck look like a mccracken..
n. a male that seduces intoxicated females.

n. the act of a sober male taking advantage of a female while she is absolutely trashed.

the term originated valentines day 2009 when a guy named mccracken saw this totally wasted girl and, at that moment, he decided to seduce and eventually have s-x with her because he wouldn’t have any chance with doing so if she was sober.

society tends to frown upon these people and their actions.
1. did you hear about jake? he’s a total mccracken. he’s a sraightedge, but when he saw this totally wasted chick at a party, he tried to f-ck her.

2. austin: oh, man, have you seen amber? i can’t keep my eyes off of her.
ryan: c’mon, dude. there’s no way you’d hit that legitimately. i’m afraid you’re going to have pull a mccracken.
when something is just to awsum for words
that song is totally mccracken!
a term of greeting to a familiar person such as a friend or coworker or a member of your inner posse that translates to what’s up?
yo homie g chilli cheese fry hot dog ketchup mustard pickles. what’s mccracken?

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