mcdonald manager diagnosis
when you p-ss out in the bathroom of a mcdonald’s bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. h-llo, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald’s. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.
2. hey, that’s my dad. he p-ssed out because he won’t drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you’re talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don’t want to get fat again!!!
4. if you’re ill, please go to mcdonald’s to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
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