mcfatty
what the drive-thru cashier must smoke in order to suggest super-sizing your meal 5000 times a shift,25000 times a week, millions of times a year,billions and billions served.
“welcome to mcdonald’s. can i take your order? –snort–”
my mother-in-law and i gave each other a knowing look. the loudspeaker snort was a dead give-away for mcfatty inhalation. we b-mmed a couple of tokes in order to keep quiet, and then headed to the motel with our post-coital snack.
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