McGuckin
this is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional bl-w j-b at the end of the night. instead, she will only put the tip of your p-n-s in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you m-st-rb-t-. it’s a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. however, she will only put forth minimal effort. universally seen as a failed attempt to get a bl-w j-b.
guy 1. “how was your date last night with lisa? did she blow you?”
guy 2. “i thought it went great, but at the end of the night i only ended up getting a mcguckin…”
guy 1. “b-mmer man.”
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