McRun
the act of running to the nearest toilet before expelling your bowels in your pants in public after ingesting mcdonald’s 15 mins prior.
john: oh boy, stomach cramps it’s happening!!
alex: the mcrun!! run man, run! you have less than 15!
john: help me g-d!!!!
alex: g-d bless that man, for the unspeakable horrors that come after.
the shameful and disappointing trip a person must take to a sh-tty fast food restaurant in the middle of the night when there are no better options available.
max: “hey, tim. i’m starving. let’s go eat.”
tim: “nah man. nothing’s open.”
max: “mcrun?”
tim: “down.”
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