McStandard
a nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. particularly applicable to the use of the word ‘standard’ whilst within the confines of a mcdonald’s. mcstandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the scots.
‘alright mate?’
‘mcstandard mate! mc-f-cking-standard!’
‘how’s yo fillet-o-fish cuz?’
‘mcstandard.’
‘aye! brucie maclean! ye goan te glasge tinut?
‘mcstandard yer bonnie l-ssie!’
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