McSweeney Martini
a c-cktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.
customer: is that a mcsweeney martini?
bartender: no, it’s a warm gl-ss of milk.
customer: what? oh! ha ha.
bartender: ha ha.
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