McTwitches
a term coined by murgan spurlock in his doc-mentary super size me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of mcdonalds. this is usually caused by consuming lots of c-ke or sugary soda from mcdonald’s – which is filled with high fructose corn syrup. one starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one’s arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling “i’m lovin’ it – dadadadadaaa i’m lovin’ it!”
mark: “dude, after drinking this 24 ounce c-ke from mcdonald’s yesterday, i started feeling really nervous and crazy. and then after eating that sundae, it was all over.”
john: “sh-t – that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there.”
mark: “yeah man – i started getting the mctwitches and started to fidget a lot, then i started shaking and i just couldn’t control myself. so i started doing michael jackson’s moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. then she walked away and never called. sh-t.”
john: “yeah dude – it’s just like that song – “that’s about the time she walked away from me. n-body likes you when you’re 23, and you still act like you’re in freshman year. what the h-ll is wrong with me i never wanna act my age, what’s my age again, what’s my age again…”
mark: “ha – lol, it’s kind of sad though huh… but lol.”
john: “look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of mickey d’s grub.
mark: “word, maybe i’ll try to eat fresh and go to subway instead… well, on second though, naaah i’d rather have it my way and go to bk.”
john: “lol…. yeah dude, but avoid that mayo.”
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