McWedding
an extremely low budget affair that strives unsuccessfully to look cl-ssier than it is. most do stop short of actually holding their wedding reception in macdonalds, but if you’ve ever attended a reception similar to the one about to be described, rest -ssured, you have attended a “mcwedding”
the bride and groom are both dressed in suits or in wedding clothes that were made around 25 years ago. the reception is held in a pub function room or community hall (not bad in itself) and is decorated with a few mismatched balloons, streamers, party poppers, paper tablecloths and weird papery swans and bells (very very bad). the food was clearly made by a team of aging female relatives with no concept of hygiene, and consists of rapidly drying tuna, ham and cheese sandwiches, copious amounts of cheese and pineapple on sticks, lots of quiche and breadsticks and platters of chicken nuggets. confetti is all around every dish to make it look as if it’s of higher quality. there is a dj with about 3 lights and just as many cd’s. there is no open bar. children run about, fighting and crying because they’re so bored. adults run about, fighting and crying and drinking because they’re so bored.
“i’ve still got food poisoning and a black eye from pete and sal’s mcwedding at the weekend. sh-ttest thing i’ve ever been to.”
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