meal plan karma
when you eat like a fat–ss earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. see also maruchan brahmin.
frat guy/athlete 1(early in the semester): “bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every sat-rday and sunday. although it costs 9 meal points, i get soooooo much f-ckin’ bacon.”
frat guy 2: “dude, f-ck brunch. late night half and halfs are the way to go.”
frat guy/athlete (one month later): “i have no more meal points. meal plan karma really f-cked the sh-t out of me.”
lil b: “it’s ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty b-tch. swag.”
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