mean girls

the best movie ever made!!!
mean girls rules beeotches!
mean girls is so fetch!
1) girls who are bullies and use “girl agression” (nasty comments, trickery, deceit, excluding people from events, spreading rumors, stealing boyfriends,etc.) to manipulate other girls. they will use text messaging, aim, email, three-way-calling, and any other weapon at their disposal to acheieve these goals.
(coined by rosalind wiseman in her book “queen bees and wannabees”)
these girls are often popular because everyone is either afraid of them or wants to be like them. they tend to have armies of followers (“friends”/wannabees) comprising their clique. however, few people actually like them for who they are.
2) a movie based on rosalind wiseman’s book “queen bees and wannabees” which takes an intimate look at the inner workings of a high school and the all-powerful girl clique who seem to run it. starred lindsey lohan before she went blonde and possibly anorexic, and therefore was still “hot” (see some other definitions). very highly watched among the high school population as many girls could actually relate to the story.
1) “those popular girls are always fighting with each other and manipulating everyone else. they’re real mean girls.”
2) “yeah, i’ve seen the movie mean girls too. wasn’t it great?”
possibly the best movie ever. it was written by tina fey. it’s about a girl named cady (played by lindsay lohan) who moves to a new school and becomes friends with a clique of b-tchy girls, who are nicknamed the plastics. cady turns into a mean girl from hanging out with the plastics, but in the end she realizes her mistake. it’s just about the most quote-able movie ever.
quotes from mean girls:

damian: “ohmigod danny devito i love your work!”

gretchen: “i don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased with this.”

regina: “boo you wh-r-!”

karen: “it’s like i have espn or something! my br–sts can always tell when it’s going to rain. ok…they can tell when it’s raining.”

janice: “regina george is not sweet! she’s a sc-m-sucking road wh-r-. she ruined my life!”

some weird chick: “one time, she regina punched me in the face. it was awesome.”

cady: “grool”

etc.
one of the very few chick flicks that i actually enjoy. it is very witty and hilarious thanks to its clever script, written by miss tina fey.
mean girls is not your typical chick flick.
a movie that if i wasnt in a room full of people would off wacked off to.
man those b-tches r hott!!
a b-tch.
i can’t trust anything cady says anymore. her nasty behavior, her conniving att-tude, her double-dealing actions, she’s really turned into a mean girl.
a little wh-r- who tries to fit in by being a b-tch. most are abused by their family and turn to drugs and s-x when they are older. usually, the mean girls are seen in middle school, high school, and sometimes college and late elementary.
mean girl 1: omg did you like see her but its so big and ugly
mean girl 2: lol ikr

and the teachers never take a f-ckin’ clue.

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