Measty


a. an all around hot, sweaty, and gross feeling
a.i felt very measty after running in the summer heat.

b.the 300 lb. girl in the short skirt dancing looks very measty.
the smell omitted when one p-sses wind after consuming a dominos pepperoni pizza. its meaty and beastly.
not long after zak had finished devouring his supersized stuffed crust pepperoni pizza in the back of the car, he turned to nicki, grimace on face, hands wafting, and said ‘maaaan i just let rip a real measty one! get a load of that!’
adj.- thick, gnarly facial hair; commonly used to describe wicked beards
santa claus rocks a wicked measty beard

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