Meat Auger


1. (n). the male member.
2. (v). to engage in s-xual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. see the seinfeld episode ent-tled “the move”.
jerry “i like to finish with the clockwise swirl” (meat auger)
george: (dropping trou, bending over, spreading -ss cheeks) “ok”.
kramer: “put me down for some of that! giddy up!”

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