meat baby
a child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. these features include but are not limited to: b-tton nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.
excuse me, dear friends, but i have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !
similar to the nostradamus or the magic 8 ball, meatbaby sees beyond our temporal reality and communes with a deeper consciousness…. capable of answering the dark riddles of your life, meatbaby knows all.
are you a school princ-p-l incapable of addressing the difficult problems your adolescent wards face?
want to know how to save a failing restaurant like taco town?”
want to know if you are cool or a complete douche canoe?
go to themeatbaby.com and find out the answer
“i always wondered who would win in a fight between mike tyson and a ninja”
“you should meatbaby it!”
“does that hurt?”
“sometimes, but you’ll come back for more.”
“does that make me a douche canoe.”
“ask meatbaby… but yes, you are.”
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