Meat Coma
once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. on the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said,” zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz.” in a half a sleep voice. then is wife said,”where?” he replied,” zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa.” in a half a sleep voice. so we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three xl soft serves, even though i said i only wanted a small.
sorry guys i was in a meat coma.
the use of meat to induce heavy sleeping…
also, name of annual fest put on by the a/v geeks in st. petersburg, florida..
“those 2 steaks i ate last night put me in a meat coma.”
when you have consumed so much food that the only thing your capable of is lying around, watching tv, sleeping, moaning or complaining that your full as sh-t.
dude theres no way i can work out today ive been in a meat coma for over an hour.
post-coital slumber
after only two minutes with mr.chan, jenny went into a meat coma.
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