Meat for the Beast
what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. the “beast” can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a compet-tor,pretty much anybody really.
guy 1: “the cop saw me p-ssing out the window of her car and now i’m being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. that’s like $2,000 in fines!”
guy 2: “dude, you are meat for the beast.”
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